Reblogged from Mercury Rising 鳯女:
There have been some changes in the statuses of various figures mentioned in the first edition of the Field Guide, so I figured it was time for a new edition.
Some may wonder why I see the Brodkorb-Koch imbroglio as just another phase of the Fall of the House of Sutton. The relationships detailed below — relationships that are seldom if ever openly delineated by most local Establishment media journalists…
| Player | Faction | Friends | Enemies | Agenda | Noted For |
| Tony Sutton | Sutton/Seifert | Michael Brodkorb, TCF Coopers*, Ben Golnik, Mike Parry | Tom Emmer, Allen Quist | Whatever enriches Tony | Thuggery as RPM Chair, being bad with money (Like, really bad) |
| Bill Cooper Sr. & Jr. (TCF Coopers) | Sutton/Seifert | Tony Sutton*, Bridget Cronin Sutton*, Michael Brodkorb*, West Metro business types | Tom Emmer, Allen Quist, TheoCons in general | To dominate in politics and general business as they do in banking (Bill Sr. claims he’s no longer interested in politics, but he’s sung that song before) | TCF empire (which is seemingly on the skids now), bankrolling Suttons at Baja Sol, being the longtime 800-pound gorilla of the RPM |
| Michael Brodkorb | Sutton/Seifert | Tony Sutton, Amy Koch, Mike Parry, Luke Hellier, Ron Carey, Ben Golnik | Tom Emmer, Allen Quist | Oozing his way to the top | “independent” blogger pose, launching smears, mistreating his wife and kids, being Tony Sutton’s deputy chair and communications director, being Amy Koch’s Senate employee |
| Amy Koch | Sutton/Seifert | Michael Brodkorb, Tony Sutton | Tom Emmer, Allen Quist | Defending marriage from gay people | Getting Majority Leader gig mainly because of RPM’s 2010 dissatisfaction with Senjem as Minority Leader; tool of Sutton and Brodkorb, wrecking her own marriage by dallying with a male Senate employee |
| Annette Meeks, Jack Meeks | CAGE/Freedom Foundation/ CAE | Tony Sutton, Bridget Cronin Sutton | Tom Emmer | Opposing gambling | Rumors that they’re Minnesota’s own micro Abramoff; Annette was Emmer’s running mate but they did and do NOT get along |
| Michael Wigley | Varies; backed Emmer in 2010, but friendly with Sutton/Seifert | Tony Sutton, Bridget Cronin Sutton, TCF Coopers, Tom Emmer | Anyone wanting to make rich people pay taxes | Getting richer through tax dodging and Baja Sol franchise | Founded anti-tax Minnesota Taxpayers League, had now-defunct Baja Sol franchise |
| Robert Cummins | Emmer/Quist | Tom Emmer, Allen Quist | Tony Sutton, Michael Brodkorb, gay people | Using his Primera money to turn Minnesota into a Evangelical Christian theocracy | Dumping tons of money into RPM and anti-gay group coffers |
| Jeff Larson, Daniel Puhl | Sutton/Seifert | Tony Sutton, Marty Seifert, Ben Golnik, Mary Igo | Tom Emmer, Allen Quist | Cash on the barrelhead | Feeding from the RNC 2008 trough well into 2011, then getting cushy Republican National Committee gigs in DC |
| Ben Golnik | Sutton/Seifert | Tony Sutton, John Gilmore, Mary Igo, TCF Coopers | Tom Emmer (with a passion) | Taking money from Emmer’s 2010 campaign and spending it without oversight, “espionage“? | Former RPM Executive Director during its last major brush with scandal, founded Count Them All Properly with Tony Sutton, a group ostensibly devoted to pushing Emmer’s campaign in the 2010 recount, but whose accounting remains murky to this day |
| Mary Igo | Sutton/Seifert | Tony Sutton, Bridget Cronin Sutton, Ben Golnik, TCF Coopers | Tom Emmer | To run a slush fund with no accountability | Involved with Count Them All Properly (see entry for Ben Golnik) |
| Jon Richard Schroeder | Unknown; presumed Sutton/Seifert | (Presumed) Tony Sutton, Bridget Cronin Sutton, Ben Golnik, TCF Coopers, Mary Igo | Unknown; no prior indication of political activity | Unknown; is interested in plumbing | New CEO of Count Them All Properly (see entry for Ben Golnik) |
| Gregg Peppin | Sutton/Seifert | Marty Seifert, Tony Sutton, John Gilmore | Tom Emmer | MNGOP powerbroker, Sutton/Seifert consigliere | Running GOP candidate consulting firm P2B Strategies, being married to Joyce Peppin, being a Sutton/Seifert consigliere |
| Andy Brehm | Sutton/Seifert | Marty Seifert, Tony Sutton, John Gilmore | Tom Emmer | Sutton/Seifert consigliere | Founding the Churchill Society, being a Sutton/Seifert consigliere |
| Jen DeJournett | Sutton/Seifert | Tony Sutton, Marty Seifert, John Gilmore | Tom Emmer, Twila Brase | Being a female powerbroker in the RPM | Director of conservative women’s group VOICES, backstabbing Twila Brase |
| John Gilmore (aka @shabbosgoy on Twitter) | Sutton/Seifert | Tony Sutton, Ben Golnik, Gregg Peppin, Jen DeJournett | Tom Emmer | Powerbroker and leader within RPM | Drunken harassment of Muslim women |
| David FitzSimmons | Emmer/Quist | Tom Emmer | Tony Sutton, Michael Brodkorb, breathalyzers | Religious Right powerbroker | Running Emmer’s gubernatorial campaign, getting busted for drunk driving |
| Bill Walsh | Emmer/Quist | Tom Emmer, Allen Quist | Tony Sutton, Michael Brodkorb, weathervanes | Burrowing into state bureaucratic machinery, wrecking Department of Education | former RPM executive director, on-again off-again tenure on Emmer’s 2010 campaign |
| Mark Buesgens | Emmer/Quist | Tom Emmer, Allen Quist | Tony Sutton, Michael Brodkorb, breathalyzers | Serving as Emmer’s consigliere | SD 35 representative, being one of Emmer’s 2010 campaign chiefs, drunken driving |
| Dick Day | Emmer/Quist | Tom Emmer, Allen Quist | Tony Sutton, Michael Brodkorb, Mike Parry (his Senate District 26 successor). Latinos | Bringing racino to Minnesota, walking in Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s bigoted footsteps | Hating Latinos, duking it out with the Seifert-Brodkorb faction |
| Chris Johnson | Emmer/Quist | Tom Emmer, Allen Quist | Tony Sutton, Michael Brodkorb, Ted Boosalis (anti-racino Republican) | Bringing racino and other gambling to Minnesota | Duking it out with anti-gambling Republicans |
| Dave Senjem | Sutton/Seifert (Seifert more than Sutton); Gang of Four | Marty Seifert | As of 12/14/11: Michael Brodkorb, Amy Koch, and their allies | As of 12/19/11: Backing gambling, replacing Koch as Senate Majority Leader | Former Minority Leader and current Majority Leader; powerful state Senator from Rochester; lowering the boom on Koch and Brodkorb with fellow Gang of Four members |
| Geoff Michel | nominally Sutton/Seifert; Gang of Four | Varies; Marty Seifert | As of 12/14/11: Michael Brodkorb, Amy Koch, and their allies | As of 12/19/11: replacing Koch as Senate Majority Leader | (former) Deputy Majority Leader and Acting Leader; powerful state Senator from Edina; lowering the boom on Koch and Brodkorb with fellow Gang of Four members, then lying about it |
| David Hann | nominally Sutton/Seifert; Gang of Four | Varies; Marty Seifert | As of 12/14/11: Michael Brodkorb, Amy Koch, and their allies | As of 12/19/11: replacing Koch as Senate Majority Leader | Powerful state Senator from Eden Prairie; lowering the boom on Koch and Brodkorb with fellow Gang of Four members |
| Chris Gerlach | nominally Emmer/Quist; Gang of Four | Varies; Tom Emmer | As of 12/14/11: Michael Brodkorb, Amy Koch, and their allies | As of 12/19/11: (maybe) replacing Koch as Senate Majority Leader | Powerful state Senator from Eden Prairie; lowering the boom on Koch and Brodkorb with fellow Gang of Four members |
| David Thompson | His own little world; received lucrative favors from Tony Sutton | Varies | Sane people, educated people, scientists (apparently especially biologists, as evolutionary theory is the cornerstone of biology), non-greedy people | Becoming RPM Chair, which he’s wanted for quite some time | Right-wing radio gadfly, formerly of KSTP, now state Senator |
| Pat Shortridge | Varies, but has friends in both camps and national connections | Dick Armey (via FreedomWorks), Joe and Cindy Westrup, Kurt Daudt, David FitzSimmons, Ted Lovdahl, Phil Krinkie, Ben Golnik, Harry and Jen Niska, Bill Walsh, Linda Runbeck, Rhonda Sivarajah, John Gilmore, Andy Aplikowski, Derek Brigham, Bill Guidera, Mark Kennedy, David Strom, Mike Osskopp, Mark Giga, Tom Emmer, Randy Gilbert, Barbara Malzacher | People opposed to the Tea Party agenda (most civilized humans, in other words) | To deliver Minnesota into the hands of the TheoCon Dick Armey faction of the Tea Party; helping Republicans nationwide; hoping nobody notices the Enron part of his résumé | Enron lobbyist; working for Dino Rossi in Washington state and Marco Rubio in Florida state |
| David Sturrock | Who knows? | Varies | Varies; as of 12/30/11, Tony Sutton, his predecessor as RPM treasurer | Being the kingmaker (or at least a kingmaker) | |
| Sarah Janacek | Whoever seems the strongest at any given moment | Varies | Anyone who tells or values the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth | To be the female Brodkorb: To say anything, true or not, and get away with it | Co-running Politics in Minnesota mag; using Facebook page as smear conduit; lying about Paul Wellstone’s Williams Arena memorial event and not paying a price for it |
*The TCF Coopers, while still being involved in the RPM, appear to have permanently washed their hands of the Suttons and Brodkorb in the wake of the Baja Sol fiasco and the RPM’s debt debacle (hey, Tony! Where did all the money go?).







