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Paray fer Emerica, nu? /Updated

Posted by Charles II on August 4, 2012

Recent comment by a middle-aged Mormon with some college education (no link): My God Will supply all i needs according to his Riches in Glory nu Chirst Jesus.

If we could reform right-wing spelling, we might have a chance at their theology. Nu?
Update, HuffPo:

Preacher Todd Bentley may think he has a cure for what ails you–and it’s a swift kick in the face.

In one interview, Bentley claims that the “Holy Spirit” told him to kick an ill elderly woman in the face with his biker boot.

“Just as my boot made contact with her nose,” the 36-year old said, “she fell under the power of God.”

In another video segment, the preacher claims he cured a man of both cancer and a broken sternum by socking him in the chest.

OK, maybe even spelling reform would not touch this theology.

One Response to “Paray fer Emerica, nu? /Updated”

  1. The first one sounds like a Jewish Mormon, nu?

    As for the second: Oy gevalt!

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