The government that’s imposed upon us tax cuts for billionaires and stricter eligibility for school lunches, standardized testing for Head Start, and an opponent of contraception as head of the government’s family planning programs has created “war games” to test the country’s preparedness for terrorist attacks.
They’re even more paranoid than you’d expect.
The laundry list of fictional catastrophes — which include hundreds of people on “No Fly” lists suddenly arriving at airport ticket counters — is significant because it suggests what kind of real-world trouble keeps people in the White House awake at night.
Imagined villains include hackers, bloggers and even reporters. After mock electronic attacks overwhelmed computers at the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, an unspecified “major news network” airing reports about the attackers refused to reveal its sources to the government. Other simulated reporters were duped into spreading “believable but misleading” information that worsened fallout by confusing the public and financial markets, according to the government’s files.
Okay, reporters being duped into spreading misleading information is a plausible scenario, especially if you stretch the definition of “reporters” to include the wankers on Faux News. But depicting a news organization refusing to reveal its sources to the government as a terrorist threat? That just shows the Busheviks’ opinion of the Constitution.
Oh, and hundreds of people on “No Fly” lists suddenly arriving at airport ticket counters? Has the “No Fly” list ever stopped any passenger from getting on the plane who was actually a potential terrorist? Or has it only stopped members of peace and environmental groups, Democratic politicians, military veterans, and a four-year-old boy?
Did the participants in the little exercise actually learn anything? Perhaps, but not what the government was hoping they’d learn:
In the middle of the war game, someone quietly attacked the very computers used to conduct the exercise. Perplexed organizers traced the incident to overzealous players and sent everyone an urgent e-mail marked “IMPORTANT!” reminding them not to probe or attack the game computers.
The lesson of that “prank” could have been, should have been that you have to be able to respond to things you didn’t anticipate. Instead, the official reaction was to issue a scolding to the people who didn’t follow the rules and insist that everybody stay within the limits the government set for them. That says it all.
Meanwhile, everything from fake bombs to live kittens are getting through airport screening undetected. The millions of dollars the government spent on that cyber-exercise in absurdity isn’t doing a thing about the incompetence of the TSA.
The purpose of “Homeland Security” is patently not security.