President Obama has requested his official birth certificate from the Hawaii Department of Health, which has agreed to make an exception and provide a copy to him. Because, you know, the Birthers are not convinced by assurances from the Hawaii Department of Health that he really does have a birth certificate showing he was born in the United States, and he’s getting tired of the nonsense.
Or maybe Obama’s doing this because he knows that the Birthers won’t believe it. What he’s releasing is just a copy of the original birth certificate from the bound copy of birth records. So it’s not really the real birth certificate, and that means it’s a fake and Obama is a Kenyan.
Come to think of it, I won’t be the least surprised if the Birthers respond that Obama never sent those letters he claimed to fax to the Hawaii Department of Health requesting the certificate, and he made up the certificate himself. Or maybe he had Bill Ayers or Jeremiah Wright or George Soros or Karl Marx forge the certificate for him.
However they explain away the evidence, Birtherism will continue, because it’s not based in reality but in what the Birthers want to be real. And this nonsense will continue dragging down the Republican Party.
Gosh, what a shame.
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The Birther nonsense has spread to the Michigan House of Representatives, where Republican Mike Callton has introduced a bill requiring presidential candidates to produce a birth certificate to get on the ballot. Calton claims he did not introduce this bill to continue the birther debate. Um, yeah. Whatever he says.
[Charles rudely butts in: And now Donald Trump has taken credit, saying, “I am really honored to play such a big role in hopefully, hopefully getting rid of this issue…Today I’m very proud of myself…” He still says it might be a forgery.
By 2016, on this trajectory, American elections will have degenerated to wet T-shirt contests and mud wrestling.]
[MEC replies: Unless Robert Heinlein was right about the 2012 election. Any of the Republican candidates could all too easily fill the role of Nehemiah Scudder.]